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Sardar had a bus on 1st April

when conductor requested ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said april fool.

I have pass. SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO……haha

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. I hereby certify and swear that I would not ever during my life make you a FOOL on 1st April. For that… . . . other 364 events of the entire year tend to be than enough. Happy April Fools’ day.

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . Warna . GADHA mar jayega.

Yes, today We are here to require you Happy April Fool’s Day 2016. And let me admit that I am happy today. I will be very Happy because: When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven’t lied. When many peoples are cheating, I haven’t cheated anyone. When just about everyone is hurting by false stuff, I haven’t hurt anyone.

You're the one who is Handsome You're one that is Intelligent You are individual who is sensible And I am the One, that's spreading these Rumours. You're a CUTE person! Merely a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere…