APRIL FOOLS DAY TEXT MESSAGES6883624

Sardar experienced a bus on 1st April

when conductor wanted ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took the ticket and said funny pranks.

We have pass. SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO……haha

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. I hereby certify and swear that we could not ever during my life allow you to a FOOL on 1st April. For that… . . . the rest of the 364 era of the entire year will be more than enough. Happy April Fools’ day.

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . Warna . GADHA mar jayega.

Yes, today I am here to wish you Happy April Fool’s Day 2016. And i want to admit that we are happy today. We are very Happy because: When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven’t lied. When many peoples are cheating, I haven’t cheated anyone. When almost everyone is hurting by false stuff, I haven’t hurt anyone.

You're individual who is Handsome You're the individual who is Intelligent You Are the individual who is wise And i'm usually the one, that's spreading these Rumours. You're CUTE person! Merely a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere…