APRIL FOOLS DAY TEXT MESSAGES8381998

Sardar experienced a bus on 1st April

when conductor called for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took check in and said best april fools pranks.

I've pass. SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO……haha

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. I hereby certify and swear that we would not ever inside my life cause you to be a FOOL on 1st April. For that… . . . all the other 364 events of 4 seasons tend to be than enough. Happy April Fools’ day.

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . Warna . GADHA mar jayega.

Yes, today I'm here to need you Happy April Fool’s Day 2016. And permit me to admit that we're happy today. I will be very Happy because: When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven’t lied. When many peoples are cheating, I haven’t cheated anyone. When just about everyone is hurting by false stuff, I haven’t hurt anyone.

You Are the person who is Handsome You're the one who is Intelligent You are individual who makes sense And i'm the One, that's spreading these Rumours. You're CUTE person! Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere…