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Sardar had a bus on 1st April

when conductor wanted ticket.

He gave Rs.10/-

and took check in and said funny pranks.

We have pass. SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO……haha

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off. How dare they fool u before april 1st. I hereby certify and swear that we wouldn't ever within my life allow you to a FOOL on 1st April. For that… . . . other 364 events of 4 seasons will be more than enough. Happy April Fools’ day.

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . Warna . GADHA mar jayega.

Yes, today I'm here to require you Happy April Fool’s Day 2016. And let me admit that we are happy today. I will be very Happy because: When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven’t lied. When many peoples are cheating, I haven’t cheated anyone. When almost everyone is hurting by false stuff, I haven’t hurt anyone.

You're the person who is Handsome You're the one that is Intelligent You're the individual who makes sense And I am the One, who's spreading these Rumours. You are a CUTE person! Just a second, don’t misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere…